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- Originally from the 1980s
- Fits like a unisex small
- Overall excellent condition
- Slight cracking but overall graphic is in good condition
- Super soft, thin, worn-in feeling
- Made in USA
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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1980s Vintage He Who Dies with the Toys Wins! T-Shirt -
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1980s Vintage He Who Dies with the Toys Wins! T-Shirt
A classic blue tee with white lettering that reads, "He who dies with the most toys wins," and paired with a graphic of a race car. The slogan comes from an 80’s bumper sticker meant to satirize the genre of motivational slogan. This tee is in remarkable vintage condition-- an overall winner.